Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Two Great SNL Celebrity Jeopardy Skits

There are several of these SNL Jeopardy skits all over, but these two are my favorite.

1.This is #1 because Turd Furgeson is just damn funny!


SNL - Celebrity Jeopardy - video powered by Metacafe


2.Its an edited montage of all of the Sean Connery Jeopardy skits. Careful, the volume kind of jumps around. Vid from youtube.

Monday, October 29, 2007

Do Anything to Win a Game!

Better than Cal vs Stanford of '82? Even without the band marching in early this is pretty awesome. Trinity vs. Millsaps

Some pro teams could learn something from these Div.III players.






Friday, October 26, 2007

A Little Something For Halloween

This story and especially the video, kinda creeped-me-out. Click the link or copy and paste in your browser for the story and video.



http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article385529.ece

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Tribute to a Kicker

Ok, now I've seen a lot of "tribute" videos, but this is just, well, its blatantly, I really don't know, watch and judge for yourself.

If you haven't heard, the Tennessee Titan's kicker Rob Bironas broke a record for kicks in a game and this fan made him a video. I especially appreciate the photo shopping of pics.



Saw this at withleather.com and had to share with you guys.

Friday, October 19, 2007

October 19th aka-Black Friday

October 19th is a sad day to me and The Ubster....its our birthday, yes the same day. We have a lot of similarities, but that's all besides the point, the point is birthdays.

I dislike b-days, and I don't mean to be so cynical, but my family does not like to age or at least acknowledge it so my issues come from a long line of "don't say a G-damn word to me today". Here's a little example, my mothers birthday was last week, and we were all over there to "celebrate", and I asked my mother "so I don't have to do the math, how old are you?" she quickly responded with the middle finger. So now you have an idea of the response you would get from me if you asked. She didn't do it to be mean or pissed-off, she's a fairly classy chick, but a sign of "back-off I'm feeling old", so I didn't take it to heart.

Now that I have kids I may change my feelings, but I did start a family at a late age so I've got that shit to deal with....

The video kind of sums up how I feel. This youtube video is kind of old, but still relevant and still very funny.

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Notre Dame on NBC...?

This video is great, it expresses sarcastically the frustration of College football fans all over. With the Big Ten Network screwing us all, one finds themselves saying why the hell do I have to watch Notre Dame on NBC if I want to watch a game. Well, you could watch Wayne State Univ. take on whomever on the Comcast channel(8 in my neighborhood) or you could hunt out a big ten game on ESPN 5, 6, maybe 7 where Indiana is facing-off with Northwestern. Nothing against any of these teams, but lets face it, we want to watch the powerhouse teams. I hope ND finally makes NBC see that they need to fire that genius who signed this big TV contract.


Vid from youtube courtesy of SNL.

Motorcycle chase in Michigan


This was damn exciting to watch! The upper left says FPD, and they comment on the cross street of Livernois so I would put that around the Ferndale, MI. area.

I like the control technique of the officer and what he says near the end. Seriously, the cops close to Detroit have learned not to screw around with these kinds of crooks, who are typically coming out of the D, don't believe me, ask a Detroit cop anytime how tough it is. I'm pretty sure Officer Kline of the DPD will tell you how unsoft it is(his words).

Thanks to liveleak.com

Friday, October 12, 2007

Playing with Snakes

Ya know something, I may not be a very smart man, but I do know not to get into water with a very big snake! And in said water grab the snakes tail, jerk it around, and then go looking for its head "full of teeth".

If you do grab a giant snake expect yourself to be saying "I've got a really bad bite" several times.



I want to thank liveleak.com for showing us what not to do with really big snakes!

Thursday, October 11, 2007

One Man's Opinion...

Pat has a little something to say regarding the Saudi's. It's not if you believe him or not, its does he make sense.




Video from Liveleak.com, and opinion by Pat Condell.

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Tying the Knot Jihadi Style

Ok, start the beautiful music, now flush the doves from the back of the church,its a sunny perfect day, the flowers smell great, everyone is dressed nicely....that's what you would be thinking if it was a blessed affair when two young couples tie the knot in Holy Matrimony. Yet the Radical Islamist have this new form of tying the knot.

I love it because of the music, and the fireworks at the end.


Flag Laws-U.S.

Do you know the flag laws of the United States? While I consider myself a fairly good citizen, I really don't know much about our flag laws.

The issue that prompted me to do research on flag laws was the incident in Reno, Nevada, where a shop owner of Mexican decent had a Mexican flag flying over a US flag, well that's a no no,and an American veteran saw this and cut down both flags himself. The shop owner had no idea, and after the incident the shop owner corrected the order in which his flags fly. There is a lot of helpful information here, if you care about your country's flag and its meaning. Pay special attention to section 3 and the sub-sections thereafter.

*Side note- Sorry to to be gone so long. Travel, work, and kids, you know all of the lame excuses.*




US Flag Laws and Regulations


By Executive Order, the flag flies 24 hours a day at the following locations:

The Betsy Ross House, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
The White House, Washington, D.C.
U.S. Capitol, Washington, D.C.
Washington Monument, Washington, D.C.
Iwo Jima Memorial to U.S. Marines, Arlington, Virginia
Battleground in Lexington, MA (site of first shots in the Revolutionary War)
Winter encampment cabins, Valley Forge, Pennsylvania
Fort McHenry, Baltimore, Maryland (a flag flying over Fort McHenry after a battle during the War of 1812 provided the inspiration for The Star-Spangled Banner.
The Star-Spangled Banner Flag House, Baltimore, Maryland (site where the famed flag over Fort McHenry was sewn)
Jenny Wade House in Gettysburg, Pennsylvania (Jenny Wade was the only civilian killed at the battle of Gettysburg)
U.S.S. Arizona Memorial, Pearl Harbor, Hawaii
All custom points and points of entry into the United States
The following codification of existing rules and customs pertaining to the display and use of the flag of the United States of America be, and it is hereby, established for the use of such civilians or civilian groups or organizations as may not be required to conform with regulations promulgated by one or more executive departments of the Government of the United States. The flag of the United States for the purpose of this chapter shall be defined according to title 4, United States Code, Chapter 1, Section 1 and Section 2 and Executive Order 10834 issued pursuant thereto.




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Sec. 2.


It is the universal custom to display the flag only from sunrise to sunset on buildings and on stationary flagstaffs in the open. However, when a patriotic effect is desired, the flag may be displayed twenty-four hours a day if properly illuminated during the hours of darkness.


The flag should be hoisted briskly and lowered ceremoniously.


The flag should not be displayed on days when the weather is inclement, except when an all-weather flag is displayed.


The flag should be displayed on all days, especially on

New Year's Day, January 1
Inauguration Day, January 20
Lincoln's Birthday, February 12
Washington's Birthday, third Monday in February
Easter Sunday (variable)
Mother's Day, second Sunday in May
Armed Forces Day, third Saturday in May
Memorial Day (half-staff until noon), the last Monday in May
Flag Day, June 14
Independence Day, July 4
Labor Day, first Monday in September
Constitution Day, September 17
Columbus Day, second Monday in October
Navy Day, October 27
Veterans Day, November 11
Thanksgiving Day, fourth Thursday in November
Christmas Day, December 25
and such other days as may be proclaimed by the President of the United States
the birthdays of States (date of admission)
and on State holidays.


The flag should be displayed daily on or near the main administration building of every public institution.


The flag should be displayed in or near every polling place on election days.


The flag should be displayed during school days in or near every schoolhouse.

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Sec. 3.
That the flag, when carried in a procession with another flag or flags, should be either on the marching right; that is, the flag's own right, or, if there is a line of other flags, in front of the center of that line.



The flag should not be displayed on a float in a parade except from a staff, or as provided in subsection (i).


The flag should not be draped over the hood, top, sides, or back of a vehicle or of a railroad train or a boat. When the flag is displayed on a motorcar, the staff shall be fixed firmly to the chassis or clamped to the right fender.

subsection 4
*No other flag or pennant should be placed above or, if on the same level, to the right of the flag of the United States of America, except during church services conducted by naval chaplains at sea, when the church pennant may be flown above the flag during church services for the personnel of the Navy.*


The flag of the United States of America, when it is displayed with another flag against a wall from crossed staffs, should be on the right, the flag's own right, and its staff should be in front of the staff of the other flag.


*The flag of the United States of America should be at the center and at the highest point of the group when a number of flags of States or localities or pennants of societies are grouped and displayed from staffs.*


*When flags of States, cities, or localities, or pennants of societies are flown on the same halyard with the flag of the United States, the latter should always be at the peak. When the flags are flown from adjacent staffs, the flag of the United States should be hoisted first and lowered last. No such flag or pennant may be placed above the flag of the United States or to the United States flag's right.*


*When flags of two or more nations are displayed, they are to be flown from separate staffs of the same height. The flags should be of approximately equal size. International usage forbids the display of the flag of one nation above that of another nation in time of peace.*


When the flag of the United States is displayed from a staff projecting horizontally or at an angle from the window sill, balcony, or front of a building, the union of the flag should be placed at the peak of the staff unless the flag is at half-staff. When the flag is suspended over a sidewalk from a rope extending from a house to a pole at the edge of the sidewalk, the flag should be hoisted out, union first, from the building.


When displayed either horizontally or vertically against a wall, the union should be uppermost and to the flag's own right, that is, to the observer's left. When displayed in a window, the flag should be displayed in the same way, with the union or blue field to the left of the observer in the street.


When the flag is displayed over the middle of the street, it should be suspended vertically with the union to the north in an east and west street or to the east in a north and south street.


When used on a speaker's platform, the flag, if displayed flat, should be displayed above and behind the speaker. When displayed from a staff in a church or public auditorium, the flag of the United States of America should hold the position of superior prominence, in advance of the audience, and in the position of honor at the clergyman's or speaker's right as he faces the audience. Any other flag so displayed should be placed on the left of the clergyman or speaker or to the right of the audience.


The flag should form a distinctive feature of the ceremony of unveiling a statue or monument, but it should never be used as the covering for the statue or monument.


The flag, when flown at half-staff, should be first hoisted to the peak for an instant and then lowered to the half-staff position. The flag should be again raised to the peak before it is lowered for the day. On Memorial Day the flag should be displayed at half-staff until noon only, then raised to the top of the staff. By order of the President, the flag shall be flown at half-staff upon the death of principal figures of the United States Government and the Governor of a State, territory or possession, as a mark of respect to their memory. In the event of the death of other officials or foreign dignitaries, the flag is to be displayed at half-staff according to Presidential instructions or orders, or in accordance with recognized customs or practices not inconsistent with law. In the event of the death of a present or former official of the government of any State, territory, or possession of the United States, the Governor of that State, territory, or possession may proclaim that the National flag shall be flown at half-staff. The flag shall be flown at half-staff thirty days from the death of the President or a former President; ten days from the day of death of the Vice President, the Chief Justice or a retired Chief Justice of the United States, or the Speaker of the House of Representatives; from the day of death until interment of an Associate Justice of the Supreme Court, a Secretary of an executive or military department, a former Vice President, or the Governor of a State, territory, or possession; and on the day of death and the following day for a Member of Congress. As used in this subsection (1) the term "half-staff" means the position of the flag when it is one half the distance between the top and bottom of the staff; (2) the term "executive or military department" means any agency listed under sections 101 and 102 of title 5, United States Code; and (3) the term "Member of Congress" means a Senator, a Representative, a Delegate, or the Resident Commissioner from Puerto Rico.


When the flag is used to cover a casket, it should be so placed that the union is at the head and over the left shoulder. The flag should not be lowered into the grave or allowed to touch the ground.


When the flag is suspended across a corridor or lobby in a building with only one main entrance, it should be suspended vertically with the union of the flag to the observer's left upon entering. If the building has more than one main entrance, the flag should be suspended vertically near the center of the corridor or lobby with the union to the north, when entrances are to the east and west or to the east when entrances are to the north and south. If there are entrances in more than two directions, the union should be to the east.


Sec. 4.
That no disrespect should be shown to the flag of the United States of America -- the flag should not be dipped to any person or thing. Regimental colors, State flags, and organization or institutional flags are to be dipped as a mark of honor.



The flag should never be displayed with the union down, except as a signal of dire distress in instances of extreme danger to life or property.
The flag should never touch anything beneath it, such as the ground, the floor, water, or merchandise.
The flag should never be carried flat or horizontally, but always aloft and free.
The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery. It should never be festooned, drawn back, nor up, in folds, but always allowed to fall free. Bunting of blue, white and red, always arranged with the blue above, the white in the middle, and the red below, should be used for covering a speaker's desk, draping the front of the platform, and for decoration in general.
The flag should never be fastened, displayed, used, or stored in such a manner as to permit it to be easily torn, soiled, or damaged in any way.
The flag should never be used as a covering for a ceiling.
The flag should never have placed upon it, nor on any part of it, nor attached to it any mark, insignia, letter, word, figure, design, picture, or drawing of any nature.
The flag should never be used as a receptacle for receiving, holding, carrying, or delivering anything.
The flag should never be used for advertising purposes in any manner whatsoever. It should not be embroidered on such articles as cushions or handkerchiefs and the like, printed or otherwise impressed on paper napkins or boxes or anything that is designed for temporary use and discard. Advertising signs should not be fastened to a staff or halyard from which the flag is flown.
No part of the flag should ever be used as a costume or athletic uniform. However, a flag patch may be affixed to the uniform of military personnel, firemen, policemen, and members of patriotic organizations. The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing. Therefore, the lapel flag pin being a replica, should be worn on the left lapel near the heart.
The flag, when it is in such condition that it is no longer a fitting emblem for display, should be destroyed in a dignified way, preferably by burning.
Sec. 5.
During the ceremony of hoisting or lowering the flag or when the flag is passing in a parade or in review, all persons present except those in uniform should face the flag and stand at attention with the right hand over the heart. Those present in uniform should render the military salute. When not in uniform, men should remove their headdress with their right hand and hold it at the left shoulder, the hand being over the heart. Aliens should stand at attention. The salute to the flag in a moving column should be rendered at the moment the flag passes.

Sec. 6.
During rendition of the national anthem when the flag is displayed, all present except those in uniform should stand at attention facing the flag with the right hand over the heart. Men not in uniform should remove their headdress with their right hand and hold it at the left shoulder, the hand being over the heart. Persons in uniform should render the military salute at the first note of the anthem and retain this position until the last note. When the flag is not displayed, those present should face toward the music and act in the same manner they would if the flag were displayed there.

Sec. 7.
The Pledge of Allegiance to the Flag, "I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all," should be rendered by standing at attention facing the flag with the right hand over the heart. When not in uniform men should remove their headdress with their right hand and hold it at the left shoulder, the hand being over the heart. Persons in uniform should remain silent, face the flag, and render the military salute.

Sec. 8.
Any rule or custom pertaining to the display of the flag of the United States of America, set forth herein, may be altered, modified, or repealed, or additional rules with respect thereto may be prescribed, by the Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces of the United States, whenever he deems it to be appropriate or desirable; and any such alteration or additional rule shall be set forth in a proclamation.

No person shall display the flag of the United Nations or any other national or international flag equal, above, or in a position of superior prominence or honor to, or in place of, the flag of the United States at any place within the United States or any Territory or possession thereof; Provided, That nothing in this section shall make unlawful the continuance of the practice heretofore followed of displaying the flag of the United Nations in a position of superior prominence or honor, and other national flags in positions of equal prominence or honor, with that of the flag of the United States at the headquarters of the United Nations.


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How to Fold the Flag

Fold the flag in half width-wise twice. Fold up a triangle, starting at the striped end ... and repeat ... until only the end of the union is exposed. Then fold down the square into a triangle and tuck inside the folds.



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