Ok picture this, me(old and carrying 13+ extra lbs) and my three year old boy(trim, active runner) were watching the NFL combine off and on this weekend, and the running backs and linebacker were running the 40. So why not start the boy in a little competition? Little man runs like the frickin wind, and I look a lot more like the guy in this video...
video from withleather/youtube
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Thursday, January 29, 2009
Out of the mouths of Babes...
Come things parents shouldn't have said. As the proud parent of a 5 year old and a 3 1/2 year old, I realize no truer saying exists. This knowledge only comes to me by way of experience of course.
For an example, do yourself a favor and change the name of the stores you frequent if you don't want the world to know your shopping habits. My 5 year old loves to let everyone she encounters know that mommy's favorite store is Champagnes wine shoppe. This revelation is over-emphasized to her Grandparents on both sides of course. "Mommy", she says, "We need to go to Champagnes, we are out of wine." Both children are so comfortable there that they now love to go use the bathroom of said store when we are shopping. Of course no trip would be complete without sharing that tidbit of information to the cashier. I am sure she was thrilled to know my 3 1/2 year old went 2 big poo-poos. He was more than happy to tell her that, and she was truly excited (pick up on the sarcasm please) to hear all about it. He is also very willing to let you know that Optimus Prime is on his butt (He's a transformer for those of you that don't know what I am talking about.) He will drop trow to show you the underwear too. You don't even have to ask. Of course this prompts 5 year old to let you know that she has on Princess underwear.
I dread the day the 5 year old walks in on Mommy and Daddy playing "hide the bratwurst" (German heritage shining through in that saying huh?). She will probably take out an ad in the New York Times to ensure she doesn't miss telling anyone.
The 3 year old is actually the worst offender of inappropriate behavior. Just the other day he was looking at his trains and said f...(rhymes with truck), d...(rhymes with ram) look at this mess! Flash to the scene in A Christmas Story when Ralphie says the queen mother of all dirty words...That was my reaction. Or another example, We were out to dinner with Grandma, Daddy, Mommy and both kids. 3 1/2 year old need to go potty. Daddy takes him and when they came back to the table, 3 year old announces that Daddy has a big penis. (Daddy never looked prouder).
For anyone who never saw A Christmas Story, first off, "What the hell is wrong with you, go rent that movie." Secondly, enjoy the clip.
For an example, do yourself a favor and change the name of the stores you frequent if you don't want the world to know your shopping habits. My 5 year old loves to let everyone she encounters know that mommy's favorite store is Champagnes wine shoppe. This revelation is over-emphasized to her Grandparents on both sides of course. "Mommy", she says, "We need to go to Champagnes, we are out of wine." Both children are so comfortable there that they now love to go use the bathroom of said store when we are shopping. Of course no trip would be complete without sharing that tidbit of information to the cashier. I am sure she was thrilled to know my 3 1/2 year old went 2 big poo-poos. He was more than happy to tell her that, and she was truly excited (pick up on the sarcasm please) to hear all about it. He is also very willing to let you know that Optimus Prime is on his butt (He's a transformer for those of you that don't know what I am talking about.) He will drop trow to show you the underwear too. You don't even have to ask. Of course this prompts 5 year old to let you know that she has on Princess underwear.
I dread the day the 5 year old walks in on Mommy and Daddy playing "hide the bratwurst" (German heritage shining through in that saying huh?). She will probably take out an ad in the New York Times to ensure she doesn't miss telling anyone.
The 3 year old is actually the worst offender of inappropriate behavior. Just the other day he was looking at his trains and said f...(rhymes with truck), d...(rhymes with ram) look at this mess! Flash to the scene in A Christmas Story when Ralphie says the queen mother of all dirty words...That was my reaction. Or another example, We were out to dinner with Grandma, Daddy, Mommy and both kids. 3 1/2 year old need to go potty. Daddy takes him and when they came back to the table, 3 year old announces that Daddy has a big penis. (Daddy never looked prouder).
For anyone who never saw A Christmas Story, first off, "What the hell is wrong with you, go rent that movie." Secondly, enjoy the clip.
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Palestinian Talks about Hamas as he lives it day to day in Gaza
The video will do the talking.
I've got to say I really feel for the guy.
Video from liveleak.com
I've got to say I really feel for the guy.
Video from liveleak.com
Secret Service Yukon XL
Here's an awesome option for GMC trucks. Funny thing is that I have a GMC Envoy, and didn't see this option. I'm pretty sure President Obama is very safe with something like this following him!
Monday, January 5, 2009
You're my best friend capt'n (or in my case, Pvt Gump)
I don't know whether to give kudos or blame to my husband for introducing this to me...but I am totally hooked.
Slap-fest in the NHL
This is not good for the NHL, when you take away a good pummeling between to giant enforcers for a paddy-cake beat down between two guys that don't normally fight. It just looks bad, and for the guys calling the game to call it "slap you silly" as they laugh at you. That's gotta hurt!
An A for effort to Alexander Semin, and a D- for ability.
Almost forgot....I first saw this video at sportsbybrooks
An A for effort to Alexander Semin, and a D- for ability.
Almost forgot....I first saw this video at sportsbybrooks
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Billy Pitches ESPN
Normally this guy drives me insane, but this video makes him a little more human and less of an ad pitching bobble-head.
Monday, December 15, 2008
Have A Tooterific Holiday Season!
The video starts off with some free-style, then closes with a Christmas classic.
Vid from Liveleak.com
Vid from Liveleak.com
Friday, December 12, 2008
Me still dreaming of the good old days...
Highlight video of Barry Sanders....
The painful thing is that my kids will probably never see a running back like this in their lifetime.
The painful thing is that my kids will probably never see a running back like this in their lifetime.
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
Dance Love for Aaron Rodgers!
A man crush that goes too far?! Why isn't this guy a YouTube superstar by now?
Anyway, nice moves buddy, I'm sure Aaron appreciates it!
Vid from Lioninoil.com thru YouTube
Anyway, nice moves buddy, I'm sure Aaron appreciates it!
Vid from Lioninoil.com thru YouTube
Friday, December 5, 2008
Clearing up the Confusion on "Assault Rifles"
With the current state of our Second Amendment at risk, this former Police Officer takes a few minutes to properly explain some basic differences on the full-auto rifle and semi-auto rifles.
He tries to encourage people to be educated on the subject and not so emotionally charged when they hear the media use the buzz words like "Fully Automatic Assault Rifle".
Vid from the website: The Arsenal/YouTube
He tries to encourage people to be educated on the subject and not so emotionally charged when they hear the media use the buzz words like "Fully Automatic Assault Rifle".
Vid from the website: The Arsenal/YouTube
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