Rednecks Addressing the Issues

Sometimes politics and current events get so damn boring! A lot of the time you don't want to post or even write about it. Well, not this time. These guys from the redstateupdate.com do redneck videos on politics and current events, and I have to tell you, they really do a good job getting the message out there and having a point...if you stop laughing to hear it all.

How did my style of picking up women at the bar get out?

"The Great Dane's"

This post is for a couple of guys in my fantasy football league, I'm not going to mention any names....Brian and Kline.

You just can't beat the enthusiastic Ron Dane fan! Crap I gave it away, like it matters, someone in my league is going to pick Ron Dane, Mike Vick, Pac man Jone(thinking he's a wide receiver), and Curtis Martin...just like last year.

Good luck to 2nd thru 10th places.

The Music Business Is...?

File this under your "what the f*#@" section of your brain. Its, well, its a little over the top with... Anyway, its funny to see a guy dance like that, have the hair, the dance suit, and that stupid look on his face. Have a little looky see. Should be 18+ to listen to lyrics.

TriDad Video

Ok, I don't care who you are this video is funny. You may or may not know that I am a father of two small animals(children), one has a lot of questions and they all start with "DAD" or "DADDY", and the other child only knows three words, and one is of course "DAD". Don't take this the wrong way, I truly do like when they call me, only....enjoy vid.

Vick Pleads Guilty in Dogfighting Case

The Associated Press reports that Mike Vick Pleads Guilty today. Its almost not even worth commenting on, Vick and the Judges will take care of everything.


Monday, August 27, 2007; 11:23 AM
RICHMOND, Va. -- A judge accepted Michael Vick's guilty plea Monday to a federal dogfighting charge and scheduled a Dec. 10 sentencing date that could send the fallen NFL superstar to prison. The suspended Atlanta Falcons quarterback entered his guilty plea before U.S. District Judge Henry E. Hudson.


"Are you entering the plea of guilty to a conspiracy charge because you are in fact guilty?" Hudson asked. Vick replied, "Yes, sir." Hudson also emphasized that he is not bound by sentencing guidelines and can impose the maximum sentence of up to five years in prison. "You're taking your chances here. You'll have to live with whatever decision I make," Hudson. In his written plea filed in federal court Friday, Vick admitted helping kill six to eight pit bulls and supplying money for gambling on the fights. He said he did not personally place any bets or share in any winnings.


The NFL suspended him indefinitely and without pay Friday after his plea agreement was filed. Merely associating with gamblers can trigger a lifetime ban under the league's personal conduct policy. The case began in late April when authorities conducting a drug investigation of Vick's cousin raided the former Virginia Tech star's rural Surry County property and seized dozens of dogs, some injured, and equipment commonly used in dogfighting.

Afghanistan has a Limp Wrist?

OK, you really have to watch this video! Its about 7 mins. so make time.

This video claims that the Taliban could be gay, not that there is anything wrong with that, and that Afghanistan in general is effeminate. There is a classic quote in the middle of the video regarding how birds fly over Afghanistan that you have to see.

Personally I don't care what any ones sexual orientation is, but the standards that these strict Muslims are suppose to stand by and enforce, makes it irresistible to share with you kind people.

I'm gonna go ahead and give this Documentary short film two thumbs up!

The Real Blood Sport

If you have any interest in the Mike Vick Dog fighting story. You have to read this story by Paul Duggan of the Washington Post.

I have to say that I had no idea how brutal it really was, and now have a lower opinion of Vick and others like him. Here is the link to the story.

Copy and paste the link below into your browser.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/08/21/AR2007082101997.html

What a day!

Feeling a little self loathing today, and it made me think of a song I heard a while back. Well now that song is even more fitting, and actually I may make it my new theme song.

Although I can't afford Cuban cigars, and don't agree with burning of the American flag or blowing your nose on it, I still get his point.

So please thirty somethings help me welcome Mr. Dennis Leary!

*Disclaimer*-May not be suitable for all ages or any schlub at work in his tiny cubical*

Aircraft Carrier Landing Cockpit View

Have you ever wondered what its like to land a plane/jet on an Aircraft carrier? Well your in luck! Check out this video of a camera in the cockpit(ha ha I said cockpit and you had to read it, I said it again and you read it again!(Yes I know I'm a child)) while landing. Very cool!

Guilty Plea!

Well its time to talk about the Vick issue. I've done a hell-of-a job keeping my mouth shut, and waiting until some real proof or even waiting until after the courts passed judgement on Mike Vick. The time has come to call a duck a duck or in this case a dog murdering fuck!

If you are on the side of being lied to and think that bored millionaire's are some sort of above the law God, please stop reading and check yourself into rehab or the local mental hospital!

The thing that really pisses me off is that with the damn plea bargain we will never get all of the dirt that this low-life and his cronies did to these innocent animals. To take your own hands or rope, and try to hang a dog to death is cold as hell, but when the hanging doesn't work you then try to drowned the dog, also heard electrocution was used. This heinous barbaric act was done by and or paid for by an NFL Quarterback! Why? What reason would you have to do this or even better be a part of? My opinion is that he has a sick twisted side to be any part of this operation.


We are all capable of seeing a pattern in our friends, family, and so on so why not these selfish S*O*B sport figures or celebrities. Maybe we should just look at it this way... Marketing of a product, in the major sports leagues the athletes are a product or commodity and will sell you them through paper media, radio and the TV of course. With contracts in the 10's of 100's of millions of dollars it is an investment worth protecting at any cost, that would mean right up to the very end. Your probably saying to your self "Bull shit", but if marketing didn't work why does every company with a product or service have a Marketing Department.

It seems like I'm getting off course so lets get back to it, the Commissioner of the NFL is obviously into cleaning the league up of any "bad character types", and I've got to tell you that I think he is doing a fairly good job. It is a privilege to play in any major league sports, and look at some of these crimes, many of them felonies. Felonies that if you or I committed we would most definitely do jail time, with very little opportunity to plea bargain. So I say screw him he gets everything coming to him, and the worst the better.

Maybe the major sport leagues need to come up with a hobby program to keep these bored a-holes out of trouble. I hear a dancing reality show has kept some retired stars out of trouble.

Golden Tee 2007 Live

Gump & I occasionally go to Gator Jakes, a local bar, to play Texas Hold'em. I was getting okay cards, but was struggling to keep $4000. Gump just wasn't getting the cards. Although he was well above $4000, he suggested we play some Golden Tee instead. I wasn't into gambling anymore. We just didn't have the Mojo, so off we went.










Golden Tee, over the years we have played a few times, Gump is much better than I am. He is often kind enough to give pointers as I struggle with the Sand Wedge and Putter. We played our first 18 holes and were really just warming up. The second game is where it all happened. Gump gave me some advice, try one left and put backspin on it. I listened to his advice and BAM - A HOLE IN ONE! To top it off, I was able to customize my golfer with the coolest hat.

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut.

How Do You Spell Stupid?

When L. Brooks Patterson writes an article titled,

BUY AN UZI IF STATE TURNS PRISONERS LOOSE ON JAILS

He's got my attention! Does Lansing have our best interest in mind while governing our wonderful state? I think not-not when an idea like this gets their consideration. In this letter, he exposes the newest "harebrained scheme that is making momentum in Lansing" to "reclassify as many as 200 felonies and magically convert them into 200 new misdemeanors". Read the full article and make up your own mind. Then let your local representative know you do not support this.

http://www.detnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2007708090304

Hot Dogs and Harley's

Sometimes in life you have to learn new things either by choice or by force. This lesson is by force! You will watch it, you will not like it, but damn it you will learn something! The something you will learn, will not be useful nor will it be informative.



Hotties in bikini's would have made this an awesome "sport" but my mom reads this blog...

Its a sport...right?

This is all over the net right now, and who the hell am I to not post it! It is a must see! While watching think to your self 50 feet, which is the same as 5 stories....



Ah, did you happen to notice his shoes flying off.

He gets UP!! No way that guy walked off! I wouldn't have believed it if someone told me.

For all of You dieters out there

When your feeling a little bad about the 5 to 20 pounds you put on in the past months or years, stop and take a little look at this video, and instantly feel better about yourself.

Sumo or not with breasts that big he should be modeling bras for Victoria's Secret.

I love the line at the end. The guy taping says "Imagine looking like that, and being a loser". Well that just about sums it up, enjoy the vid.